Movie star got stabbed!
- Dad: Did you hear about that blonde movie star got stabbed in the head!
- Me and Sam: What?!
- Dad: Yeah that blonde um Reese?
- Me: What! Reese Witherspoon?
- Dad: No she got stabbed with a knife!
- Me and Sam: Hahahahhahahah
- Me: Wow i hate you hahahaa
- Hahaa ridiculous!
“Good things come to those who wait or those who wait will miss out on the good things?” —Samantha Kirschberg (me)